Too priceless not to post!
Only the Brit's would thing to do this. Create a pattern for a Knitted Elvis Wig - Directions available at The Shed's site! (below)
The hand knitted Elvis wig pattern is FREE and the brainchild of artist Simon Thackray, the knitted Elvis wig was specially designed by Sirdar to coincide with the world's first North Yorkshire Elvis Bus Tour.
Photo: (left to right) Ian McMillan, Wendy Moorby, David Rawson and Simon Thackray To get the pattern; visit The Shed.
Now, if you don't knit... you can go to the Elvis store and buy one!